All Pizza are not made EQUAL!!!!!!

Got settled in and decided to eat out, we knew of a place that had been recommended for its pizza, so jumped in the car and Nino whisked me away in to the darkened lanes whilst nearly knocking people over like skittles looks like people don't believe in light or reflective clothing even though there is no street lights or pavements.
once through the door ..I sensed something was amiss... THE OWNER! .he was missing, not a good start, Nino went in search for him, found him smoking a spliff..whilst on the phone, eventually nino got his attention, explained that we wanted a pizza to go as we had decided to get an early night...wink wink
we were then told to take a seat in the VERY empty restaurant as he didn't have any take away boxes, after some deliberation we decided that we would eat in... BIG MISTAKE.....Pizza is normally ready in a few mins but we had to wait 40mins..we think it was to go and peel the mould off of all the stuff he put on it judging by what we were served...what turned up was nothing short of regurgitated cow pat!
and tasted as such. YUCK YUCK YUCK.....
Rio Cavo Pizzeria...You Suck!
When complained he didn't seem all that perturbed and said ...it might be nicer next time!!!!

We survived the night by disinfecting ourselves with Brandy..purely medicinal all four glasses as we could not be sure that what ever infestation that was growing on the pizza would be killed!!
the worst part was that on the way back we saw a brand new pizzeria, with lots of happy people eating that we missed on the way out.